Rules:0) Open randompokemon.com/1) Switch to "All regions" and "All types"2) Switch to "1"3) For each question, generate a Pokémon, and use it as the answer. Then comment about it 4) PLEASE TAG SOMEONE! This is the only way the meme can get around 5) Post these rules
1. This is you
Calm Politoed
Uhhh... OK
2. This pokemon is your rivalAdamant Gothita
What do you
want?
3. This pokemon is deeply in love with you
Timid Mienshao
SCORE
4. This pokemon is stalking youJolly Reshiram
Wtf does this demigod want from me? Good thing I found this Earthquake TM
5. This pokemon just stole your cakeQuiet Taillow
It's always the quiet ones... also, too fast. There's no way I'll get her
6. This is your Lab partnerMild Aggron
He looks like a jock, but he actually does his part of the work.
7. This is your best friendCalm Goodra
She really helped Mienshao and me out. Without her help we would have both been too shy to talk to each other.
8. This pokemon is about to fight youHasty Starmie
I really hate how these guys can learn electric attacks from TMs... Mienshao, save me!
9. This pokemon will do anything to get your shoesModest Sawsbuck
Whyyyy?
10. This pokemon is currently hiding in your houseTimid Braviary
You will have to face your fears eventually, buddy.
11. This pokemon is your petBashful Elekid
He might kill me from time to time, but I never need to worry about low batteries...
12. This is your new roommate Timid Marowak
She hardly ever leaves her room...
13. This is your new boss
Adamant Sealeo
Yes, sir. Here's your moustache mousse.
14. This pokemon watches you while you sleep at nightGentle Clamperl
I thought she was weird but harmless... but now that I moved into a room that isn't under water, it's really creepy.
15. This pokemon is scared of youNaughty Litleo
I swear Officer, he was the one who initiated "Show me yours, show you mine"
To think he'd be so easily scared after
asuraludu babysat him...
16. This pokemon is about to perform surgery on you
Docile Furret
I can only recommend Dr. Furret. The sway of his tail is almost hypnotically calming and he reassured me that the infection from the shed fur that fell into the wound will go away soon.
17. You have to babysit this pokemon all night
Modest Buneary
I hate kids...
18. This pokemon loves sleeping on your head
Bashful Sudowoodo
Having to squirt my wood to get rid of it every morning.
19. This pokemon envies youDocile Venipede
Yeah... I wouldn't want to be hunchbacked shellstuck poisonbug either.
20. Use this pokemon to tag some people
Modest Shaymin
vandorthewanderer
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